What I've Learned Since I Had a Baby.

• Boobs come and go.
• Stretch marks just come.
• Sleep is a luxury.
• All babies are as different as all adults.
• I was a way better parent before I had children. - Don't give parents advice on child rearing if you don't have children.
• Perfection is impossible.
• A perfectly clean house is a wonderful dream.
• Grocery shopping alone is a mini vacation.
• A day's worth of stress and worry can be erased with one big smile and two small arms around your neck.
• A week's worth of stress and worry can be erased by just watching one small person sleeping peacefully in his crib.
• And a lifetime's worth of blessings can fit inside such a small package.